Zombie Duck Hunt 2

Welcome Zombie Duck Hunters!

We here in Bilious Bog sure do appreciate your help in stopping these gol’durn zombies from spreading their decay across this fine land. These accursed creatures popped up one night and we don’t know how, what, or why but we do know they are coming out of our swamp and headed into town.

So, first thing out, you want to fiddle with the settings to tighten up your aim. Just tap on the pause button in the upper left corner anytime you’re in the hunt zone, you can adjust how fast or slow the gun sight tracks your movements or change how you aim from screen taps to tilting that there fancy iPhone/iPod Touch like it was some kinda crazy pinball machine. The best thing is once you get your aim fitted to you, there’s a reward for not wasting ammo: hit 3 or more of these smelly critters in a row and you’ll get bonus points that add up pretty durn quick.

Second thing, y’all should look into trying out some of these special weapons ole Melvin the Mechanic cooked up. He figured out we can freeze zombies for a spell, makes it a little easier to pick them off and then there’s that “I got backed into a corner and now I just gotta blow everything up” bomb he’s perfected. Hoss has got them out in the Pro Shop if you run out or something.

Anyhoo, thank you for downloading the best zombie duck hunting app ever and we’ll see you out in the swamps. I gotta get back home, I hear Ma is working on cooking up a zombie turducken and I gotta get me some of that ’cause y’all know what we say here down in the swamps: that ain’t roadkill, that’s dinner!

-Otis Lee Canard, Jr.